I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then you get sort of hungry so you go downstairs to get some cereal, but then after eating the cereal you become extremely aware of how dry your throat is so you drink some water, so then you go upstairs and get back in bed, only to be consumed by the idea of the sugary cereal you just ate sticking to your teeth and eventually decaying your entire mouth, so you go to the restroom and brush your teeth but then you realize you actually forgot to wash your face so you do that too, then you get back in bed, but you forget that you posted something earlier that probably got a lot of notes so you pull your laptop up from beside your bed, only to realize that only one person liked it and it’s probably a pornbot so sadness consumes you and you stare at the ceiling until eventually you fall into a deep, bitter sleep.
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